Happy Birthday to Me

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Technically speaking, yesterday was my birthday.

Important questions regarding this event:

1 - Who cares?
2 - Do I feel any different?
3 - Does it matter?
4 - Quit whining about it you stupid dolt... please?

Answers follow:

1 - I do not care about it, so other people not caring does not affect me.
2 - No. Should I?
3 - Not anymore. The last milestone was 21 and I did not care about it as I do not drink alcohol.
4 - Okay.

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