I can't.. don't know.. DOES NOT COMPUTE
I realized tonight that I have no idea how to handle a compliment. Not just any compliment either, the ones that I speak of are directed at me.
That's right folks, someone complimented me. My first reaction was to call bull. After I had done that, I came up with an alternate version of the compliment that didn't involve someone complimenting me. Then, when that was refuted, I ran out of things to say. That doesn't happen to me often, and when it does, it is usually after I have had plenty to say, before my retort reserves have dried up.
I was thinking, why am I not able to handle a kind word tossed in my direction?
I dunno.
I don't like compliments. They make me feel uncomfortable. Witty, sarcastic remarks have no place here, and that leaves me with no ability to communicate verbally.
That's right folks, someone complimented me. My first reaction was to call bull. After I had done that, I came up with an alternate version of the compliment that didn't involve someone complimenting me. Then, when that was refuted, I ran out of things to say. That doesn't happen to me often, and when it does, it is usually after I have had plenty to say, before my retort reserves have dried up.
I was thinking, why am I not able to handle a kind word tossed in my direction?
I dunno.
I don't like compliments. They make me feel uncomfortable. Witty, sarcastic remarks have no place here, and that leaves me with no ability to communicate verbally.
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hahahahahahahahaha... you're awesome.
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